This should also help you decide who to go on a date with tomorrow,or maybe carry some money for the bill. LOL...
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With Valentines day fast approaching am sure many of you women are wondering what your other halves or other quarters have planned for you. Am sure you have dreamed up several scenarios as to locations and gifts you would want your partner to undertake.
Some hope for cars, others wish to upgrade their mobile phones to an iphone whilst others don’t expect much as it shall avoid disappointment. It is for this reason, avoidance of disappointment, that I have a carved up a comparison chart to highlight which men make better Valentine dates, depending on what you are after of course. Those seeking romance have an option, those lusting for a good shag too are catered for and for
those who subscribe to meat and alcohol, they shall be glad to know that they haven’t been excluded.
TRAIT | Nigerian | Ugandan | Tanzanian | Kenyan |
Understands significance of Valentines day | Hell Yes | Yes | No | Indifferent |
Grasps financial facet of day | Hell Yes | No | No | No |
Will pick you up from home/office for date | Hell Yes | Of course | Never | Meet you at pub |
Shall ask you where you want to go | Of course | Hell Yes | Doesn’t care | Pub no questions asked |
Will buy you a gift | Hell Yes | Of course | No | A meal if lucky |
Probability of getting an iPhone or SIII | Very High | High | Lowest | Miniscule |
May buy you a car | Hell Yes | Of course | Never | Dream on |
Will buy you champagne | Hell Yes | No | Never heard of it | You wish |
Will buy you wine | Never | Yes | Maybe | Of course |
Will buy you beer | Hell No | Of course | Yes | Hell Yes |
Will spend more than $200 for special night | Hell Yes | No | Never | Beer & meat is $50 |
Will hold romantic conversations through date | Of course | Hell Yes | No | Shout over music in pub |
Will pay 100% attention to you and just you | Hell No as has 5 others waiting | Hell Yes | Never | Shall be on fb/twitter/sports pages |
He will go to the loo to call his other chick with an excuse for not meeting her | Hell Yes | Hell Yes | Hell Yes | Hell Yes |
You shall feel more than being groomed for sex | Hell Yes | Hell Yes | Sex all over his face | Hell No |
Shall expect sex after meal | Of course | Hell No | Hell Yes | Hell Yes |
If you turn down sex he’ll understand | Hell Yes as has others in line | Of course | Never | You’ll foot the bill |
If you agree to sex he’ll drive you to his place | Hell No as has a wife | Of course | Hell Yes | Hell Yes |
He shall still value you as much Feb 15th | Hell No | Yes | Hell No | Didn’t even value you on Feb 14th |
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