For a laugh this valentine Eve...

Who makes a better valentine date?: West African men VS East African men
This should also help you decide who to go on a date with tomorrow,or maybe carry some money for the bill. LOL...
credit: www.vibeweekly.com


With Valentines day fast approaching am sure many of you women are wondering what your other halves or other quarters have planned for you. Am sure you have dreamed up several scenarios as to locations and gifts you would want your partner to undertake.
Some hope for cars, others wish to upgrade their mobile phones to an iphone whilst others don’t expect much as it shall avoid disappointment. It is for this reason, avoidance of disappointment, that I have a carved up a comparison chart to highlight which men make better Valentine dates, depending on what you are after of course. Those seeking romance have an option, those lusting for a good shag too are catered for and for
those who subscribe to meat and alcohol, they shall be glad to know that they haven’t been excluded.

TRAIT
Nigerian
Ugandan
Tanzanian
Kenyan
Understands significance of Valentines day
Hell Yes
Yes
No
Indifferent
Grasps financial facet of day
Hell Yes
No
No
No
Will pick you up from home/office for date
Hell Yes
Of course
Never
Meet you at pub
Shall ask you where you want to go
Of course
Hell Yes
Doesn’t care
Pub no questions asked
Will buy you a gift
Hell Yes
Of course
No
A meal if lucky
Probability of getting an iPhone or SIII
Very High
High
Lowest
Miniscule
May buy you a car
Hell Yes
Of course
Never
Dream on
Will buy you champagne
Hell Yes
No
Never heard of it
You wish
Will buy you wine
Never
Yes
Maybe
Of course
Will buy you beer
Hell No
Of course
Yes
Hell Yes
Will spend more than $200 for special night
Hell Yes
No
Never
Beer & meat is $50
Will hold romantic conversations through date
Of course
Hell Yes
No
Shout over music in pub
Will pay 100% attention to you and just you
Hell No as has 5 others waiting
Hell Yes
Never
Shall be on fb/twitter/sports pages
He will go to the loo to call his other chick with an excuse for not meeting her
Hell Yes
Hell Yes
Hell Yes
Hell Yes
You shall feel more than being groomed for sex
Hell Yes
Hell Yes
Sex all over his face
Hell No
Shall expect sex after meal
Of course
Hell No
Hell Yes
Hell Yes
If you turn down sex he’ll understand
Hell Yes as has others in line
Of course
Never
You’ll foot the bill
If you agree to sex he’ll drive you to his place
Hell No as has a wife
Of course
Hell Yes
Hell Yes
He shall still value you as much Feb 15th
Hell No
Yes
Hell No
Didn’t even value you on Feb 14th

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